@dumbbeezie: I just want to know enough sign language to convince people to stop talking to me
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@solomongeorgio: Spice up your life. If an insecure person asks if you’re mad at them, always answer “I don’t know.”
@copymama: My husband is obsessed with keeping our new car in pristine condition, so I carry a little vial of glitter with me at all times in case he pisses me off.
@DecantAndPour: I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours.