@FunkyFresh_79: "I JUST WANT TO PUT A BABY IN YOU!"
-me, trying to put a crib together
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@tree_bro: "Tens of Thousands of Ants Killed", reads the headline of Ant Daily newspaper every single day. It is hard to be an ant.
@House_Feminist: Me: this is my favorite place to do cartwheels but you have to watch out for the rocks Date: those are headstones
@MartinMurtagh: Laying in bed with the wife last night, she asked "what would you like to do most to my body?""identify it" probably wasnt the right answer
@Donna_McCoy: I have about 5 different personalities and not one of them can find my car keys.
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