-me, trying to put a crib together

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I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my room, using my phone as a flashlight…


My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.


Lions do NOT share. If you try to give them half a hoagie, they will take it, plus your half, plus your arm, plus I am inside a lion.


To some, it’s known as “soda.” Some call it “pop.” Some even order it as “coke” or “cola.” The spicy bubble brown juice goes by many names


when will chicken evolve to the point where they hatch already coated in 11 secret yet oh so delicious herbs and spices?


crossbreed every type of dog until all youโ€™re left with is an everything beagle


The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog’s poop.


[Husband 911]
Me: I just shattered the gravy boat.
911: She’ll kill you.
M: I know.
911: We never spoke.
M: What?
911: Good luck
* Click *