@mommajessiec: I just yelled at some kids to get off my lawn. They were my own kids, but they can find somewhere else to play like everybody else.
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@ThugRaccoons: Me: I’ll email the document, but I REFUSE to send it over telephone line. Boss: What the hell are you talking about? Me: I’m an anti-faxer.
@ArielDumas: "There Will Be Blood" is my favorite movie that answers the question, "Will blood be there?"
@HiddenPinky: Will I ever be a good parent? *shakes baby* Wait a minute, if you're here [cut to Magic 8-Ball in crib]