@SarcasticAlly12: I keep a tiny vial of gluten in my pocket in case I ever need to smash it on the ground to make a getaway from a large group of hipsters
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@AndreyasAsylum: I'm my own family, I say as I plow through the family-size bag of barbecue chips.
@jonnysun: i am only capable of working on things in zero stress or extreme stress situations, in all other situations u can find me laying down and patiently waiting until extreme stress kicks in
@UNTRESOR: Let's agree that if we're both not married in ten years we'll sew our cats together to make one big SuperCat.
@iAmJuddy: My coworkers think it's funny they have power & I don't. I think it's funny how they won't get home to enjoy it cuz their tires are slashed.