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@murrman5: "I know you don't wanna move so I said the realtor was coming today just to see if you'd try to ruin it"
[in kitchen dressed as ghost] I see

“I know you don’t wanna move so I said the realtor was coming today just to see if you’d try to ruin it”
[in kitchen dressed as ghost] I see

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