@Msummerslowe: I laughed at this way too hard.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Jealousy is one of the seven deadly sins because the next thing you know you need a shovel and an alibi.
@Crunch11b: About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection.
@sip_at_home_mom: Toddler misbehaves, but follows it up with throwing his hands in the air and yelling "Ta-da!" so he won't get in trouble. Stealing it.