@Bob_Janke: If you spend "up to $9000" on my funeral it better be on some kind of mechanism that makes me sit up in the casket when people walk by.

@jessokfine: Listen if vampires don’t age or whatever then why aren’t there any films about vampires set in a future where we all live in space??? Space Vampires?! Do I have to do everything around here

@BeagirlNJ: Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, "You're making a scene"

@SnizzleFrizzle: "The pleasure is all mine" Omg you're so selfish

@mostlydelirious: Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.