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@GensPlace: I lie in the bath for hours.
But I try to tell the truth the rest of the time.
@DaddyJew: 5: daddy can I tell you a secret?
Me: sure thing buddy
5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands
@themcgillicutty: Wanna hear me read a receipt from a trip to the grocery store?
That's how interested I am in listening to the details of your workout.
@MindyFurano: person: can you keep a secret?
me: I'll never share what you say but it will weigh on me and negatively affect my life
person: oh thank god
@Shenanigans_luv: My kids decided to build their own LEGO nativity this year and honestly I had no idea there were so many stormtroopers at the birth of Christ
@KazHiraiCEO: Nintendo say they are protecting children from inappropriate language online by making their voice chat app so bad that nobody will use it