A social gathering without food is called a “Don’t.”
I like long walks on the beach and lying about being married.
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my kind of answer 😭😂
I believe you cannot save people, you can only just love them. Which is probably why my job as a lifeguard didn’t last long.
Astrology seems kinda silly to me, but what do I know? I’m a Pisces, and we’re just so damn indecisive.
[cat support technician]
Me: So you’re here to fix my computer?
Me: Great, here it is.
Cat: *lays on keyboard & falls asleep*
Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual.
I think my wife is having an affair, for two years she claims to have been going to classes, yet still can’t speak a word of Zumba.