@Breadery: I like to think of myself as a guy who doesn't scare too easily but I just beat the shit out of a motion activated air freshener.
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@bylinetd: There’s a bag of Hersey’s chocolate in the kitchen. I’ve been smothering myself with kisses.
@HenpeckedHal: A good spouse doesn't complain about watching their partner's stupid shows. A good spouse looks up spoilers online then slowly and strategically makes what appear to be highly astute observations about characters & plotlines, planting seeds that may not bloom for several seasons.