You’re following someone who just picked up a candle and tried to drink it
I love all my family members and wouldn’t sell them at any price.
But just for the sake of conversation, give me a ballpark figure.
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White girl frustrated in the 1700’s:
“I shan’t even”
RIP Ronaldo’s Moth. The world’s most famous footballing insect has died after a long and illustrious career. He was 6 weeks old.
When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary.
Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shit.
I’m convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough.
Is it proper etiquette to place your phone to the left or right of your silverware at the dinner table?
If you watch the Mighty Ducks backwards it’s about a hockey team that starts sucking so bad that the coach leaves and becomes an alcoholic.
“Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice.”
technology has now advanced so far i can no longer tell the difference between people using hands-free earphones and people on drugs