@Rollinintheseat: I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious.
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@n_brayshaw: tried on a bra in Primark & it was nice so I went to buy it but there was no tag so the guy went to find a supervisor to get a code, comes back & goes "this isn't ours, it's a swap" so someone has literally left THEIR OWN BRA on a hanger in order to shoplift one AND I TRIED IT ON
@GrantTanaka: [IKEA meatball recipe] 1/2 lb ground beef 1/2 cup cream 1 small onion finely chopped 4 allen wrenches 20 minute argument 2 tbsp butter lingonberry or some shit you're doing it wrong salt to taste just let me do it