Took our kids to a restaurant again because we never learn our lesson.
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I told my vodka about you.
? 12 drummers drumming
? 11 pipers piping
? 10 lords a leaping
? 9 ladies dancing
? 8 maids a milking
? 7 swans a swimming
? 6 geese a laying
People think having 5 sets of grandparents rules as kid on Xmas, and it does, but you pay for it on the back end having to go to 97 funerals
I’ve been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven’t taken the hint. It’s just awkward now…
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
Get off my lawn. Oh, it’s you. Mow the lawn.
I feel like I’m always on the outside looking in… and great the cops are here again.
My 6yo has been rolling around on the floor for 30 mins whining for me to get her some juice cause SHE doesn’t want to
Go ahead. Have kids