I have an important question about the movie CATS which will ultimately determine whether or not I see it:
At any point in the film does one of the CATS cats sit in a cardboard box that is a little too small for them
“I make everything sad, but I’ll class your shit up.” – Violins
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[dies and goes to hell]
Satan: oh, there seems to have been a big mistake
Me: oh thank god-
Satan: you should be in super hell
Me: oh no
batman: who do I see about this ticket?
cop: oh, I wrote it
batman: who tickets the batmobile!?
cop: you were illegally parked
batman: I was fighting crime!
cop: rules are rules
batman: I WAS DOING YOUR JOB!!!!
cop: did you see I wrote “I’m sorry” with a little heart?
How to resolve a complaint from neighbours
I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something wrong with almost anything from my Mom
Coca-cola should make a Coca-cola flavored candy cane and call it a Coke Cane.
If Kristen Stewart played the daughter in Taken, Liam Neeson would probably just let the bad guys have her.
[creation of bats]
God: stretch out that mouse
imagine when the stars that make orion’s belt die and his pants fall down
My 6 year old came into the bathroom while I was using it to tell me she hates it when the dog comes into the bathroom when she’s using it.