@iTomFoolery: I mixed coffee with Red Bull, now I can see the invisible things my kitten pounces on.
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@ArfMeasures: ALLIGATOR: I'm gonna eat you ME: But we could be friends. You could be my palligator A: Ok for that I'm gonna somehow try to eat you twice
@BraandoCommando: Me: it hit me completely out of the grey Friend: *narrows eyes* you mean blue? Me [secretly a dog in a trenchcoat]: ...yes
@Cryptoterra: learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument