This mirror frame is a classic Victorian style, but the ghosts in the reflection are wearing Edwardian clothes so the glass was likely replaced
“I need a boyfriend” No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
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My kid can tell me all about a 24 minute episode of Paw Patrol in 56 minutes.
[firetruck honks its obnoxiously loud horn]
[goose in the distance hears it] “Oh shit guys, that sounds like my wife. Gotta fly”
Me: Damn. Another gray hair. *plucks it*
Old man standing next to me: Ouch!
Just saw a fly on my flight and all I could think was what a lazy piece of shit.
This fitness girl I follow on insta TREATED herself today with regular eggs instead of egg whites… eggs bro.. I will never be fit
[elevator doors r closing, i see a woman running to get on. i push the close door button because i gotta be on time for an interview. i get there exactly at 2 and sit down. a few min later the interviewer walks in. it’s the woman from the elevator]
me: you’re late
toothpaste ads are like do you want your teeth to look so good it makes your friends feel like shit? and ppl be like hell yeah i do
This guy must be getting annoyed by now