Snapchat is going public in March
with a $30 billion IPO.
Investors only hope the value of stock shares holds up longer than its snaps.
I need a guy who’s cute charming smells good smells really good like cinnamon and sugar and flaky crust and actually I just need some pie
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I undo his overall strap & slide it off a barely perceptible shoulder. I pull his steel work goggle down around his “neck”
“BanaNA” he moans
[emerges from time machine back in present day]
I did it. I got Hitler rejected from art school, saving German art from years of mediocrity
Seriously how ugly was Little Red Riding Hood’s grandma?
How many points do I get if I hit a Pokemon player with my car?
*is somehow finally able to leave Hotel California*
FRONT DESK: ok that will be $382,197,067.92
Auto correction can suck my duck.
YOU CAN’T BUY HOT POCKETS
YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS
YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF
DONT BELIEVE THE LIES.
Rich guy does it: 50 Shades of Grey.
Poor guy does it: Cops.
*stares at it*
*text “Left you a vm”*
*act surprised when they mention it*