MISSING: 5 year old
LAST SEEN: Moments after I said, “Bath time.”
DESCRIPTION: Naked, sporting 20-23 Spider-Man band-aids
I NEED TO GET BACK TO THE OLD ME WHEN I HAD MY SHIT TOGETHER. I THINK I WAS 7.
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Got dragged to a Sarah McLachlan concert…came home with 7 dogs, 3 cats and a ferret.
Someone recently asked me, “What blood type are you?”..
I said , “The red runny type”.
4: Mommy, you’re just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend.
Me: Aww! Sure!
4:You can be the Beast.
4: Or the fat sea witch!
By the time my father was my age he had amassed, like, 30 coffee cans full of screws. I have none. What have I done with my life?
Him: This wedding cake is perfect for us! Look at all of the tiers!
Me: Definitely not happy tears
Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and the world wants you to stop looking at your phone and drive.
Staring out into the horizon..
Me: this is so peaceful, tranquil & romantic
[Bf holding up a stuffed lion]
Bf:Ah zabenya za dabib du da
Insta before videos: hey look at my sushi !
Insta with videos: hey look at my sushi for 15 seconds !
Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn’t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It’s causing quite a stir…