@outsmartedmommy: I never knew how long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you're wondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books.
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@caitieekk: Almost broke up with my therapist on the spot when she said she had never seen Ratatouille. How could she possibly help me she knows nothing
@TheBoydP: Ever get up to tell your boss something and then decide to email it to him instead because it would look more like you’ve been doing something?
@goldengateblond: You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list.