@JKNenagh: I often worry about the safety of my children ... Especially the one who is still awake at midnight and talking back right now.
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@slyoung5: Good news: He told me I was his penguin. Bad news: Penguins only have sex once a year.
@knotaprettygirl: Let's give a big round of applause to everyone on Facebook who went to the gym today even though they "hate it"!! They are the real heroes.
@RiaWojo: I don't go out very much because I'm broke, but oh boy, once I'm rich, I'm gonna have to come up with another excuse.