@Black__Elvis: I once raised a roof, and now that he's all grown up he never writes or calls.
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@ItsAndyRyan: Wife: Can you phone the school to see if it's open? Me: I'll go there and ask Wife: It's ten minutes away Me: I enjoy the walk Wife: It's SNOWING Me: I will literally do anything to avoid making a phone call
@KalvinMacleod: DOCTOR: [checking chart] it says here that u suffer from delusions of grandeur ME: [grabbing chart] thanks doctor, I’ll handle it from here
@sweet_toof: Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”