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I once tried to the Dirty Dancing lift with my cat but it turns out Mr. Mittens isn’t very strong.
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But just for the sake of conversation, give me a ballpark figure.
I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops
[internet meet up, 1999]
Maybe I shouldn’t go. They might murder me.
[internet meet up, 2019]
Definitely going. Hopefully they’ll murder me.
When improv teams ask for suggestions, I like to yell “Learn a trade before your father cuts you off financially!”
Things that don’t kill bees:
1. Furniture polish
Sometimes blank stare is the correct answer.
If a dude is wearing cowboy clothes, is he ranch dressing?
DON’T TELL ME CAGE CAN’T BE THE ELEPHANT’S NAME BECAUSE THERE’S NO COMMA WHEN THERE’S NO COMMA IN FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!!!
Artists when they havent drawn for 1 second