@rainerfm: I once watched a mime choke to death on a street corner and everyone applauded. For a couple of reasons.
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@Nickadoo: "I just died in your arms" sounds much more romantic than "You're holding a dead body."
@AndrewNadeau0: *Welsh Cities lining up outside Starbucks; the barista who writes the names on the cups starts hyperventilating and looking for an exit*
@LoganS33: Imagine before electricity you’re laying in bed, your 38 candles are still lit and you know you need to blow them out but you’re really really comfortable and you’re just going to close your eyes for two seconds... then BOOM you wake up to the whole town on fire