@aneesa_p
@Kica333
A large group of other people’s children is called a “Nope”.
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@Kica333
@Tw1tter_K1tten
“I got this”
-hypochondriac reading Web MD
@LlamaInaTux
Me: *Making a wish as I throw a quarter into the fountain*
Coworker: He’s ruining the fondue again!
@ayyyyloser
Break the ice when sending business emails by being the first to use a poop emoji
@TheTweetOfGod
150 different species go extinct every single day. Even worse, you keep not being one of them.
@duplicitron
Where do I see myself in ten years? I don’t know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
@dorsalstream
ME: Oh, Sky Butler, help me in my hour of need.
GOD: I told you to stop calling me that.
ME: Okay, but I can’t find my keys.
@ddsmidt
You can tell you’re dealing with a professional by the way they carry on an entire conversation without ever taking the cigarette out of their mouth.
@TellingTellers
An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything.
@cazzawndruh
I literally use hyperbole seven billion times a day.