I date men whom have their life paths laid out firmly and don’t waver.
Yes, their paths are Psycho and Socio, but consistency is admirable.
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“It’s a banana in my pocket”
“May I remind the defendant that he’s under oath?”
“I’m glad to see you”
Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside
I wish I were an octopus so that the answer to all of my problems would be, ‘change color and escape in a cloud of ink’
if people really didn’t want to hear smartass responses they wouldn’t keep asking questions like “do you know why i pulled you over?”
Jesus: saw that facebook event “last supper”… looks good but whys it called the “last supper” ?
Judas: oh.. No reason really
When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `”WASH ME”` on her face.
In honeycombs, why are the babies called larvae and not wannabees?
*writes ‘amount to something’ on bucket list*
*crosses it out*
*writes ‘mount something’*
Yeah. That’s do-able.
“Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?” “Yes.” (Yamaha)