Anyone got a 10 year old daughter I could introduce as mine?
Stuck in an elaborate lie after putting my music on shuffle at a party.
I point my gun at the bank teller and order him to fill my bag with cash but he struggles because the bag is already full of tacos.
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I walked in on my 13 year old boy watching YouTube videos and I was mortified…
What kind of psychopath watches Bob Ross at 13?
I am an expert at making balloon animals.
May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?
Make sure you tip your exorcist or else you can get repossessed.
Being an adult
Pros)You can eat anything you want
Cons)You can’t eat anything you want
I am delighted to announce that endless online arguing is saving humanity
I annoyed my kids so bad they told ME to go to bed.
So it looks like this parenting thing has come full circle.
[american civil war]
soldier: god this is terrible I hope no one reenacts this
Snow white: it’s really starting to get dark in the forest & I’m gettting scared!
Huntsman: How do you think I feel! I’ve gotta find my way back on my own.
[drops son off for 1st day at daycare]
“Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o’clock.”
“Not a chance. He’s your problem now.”