@kimtopher22: I presented pragmatic, irrefutable facts and felt confident I made my case, but my dog would have none of it.
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@JessicaVarsity: I always carry a lighter in case I end up at an impromptu concert...or need to set someone's house on fire. Either way, I'm prepared.
@scorpicpanda: When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff.
@iwearaonesie: Cost of the ice cream my kid threw a tantrum in the grocery store to get: $5 The look on his face when I ate it for dinner: priceless