My boyfriend is taking me to a Spanish restaurant for dinner, I’m kind of scared, I don’t speak Spanish, how will I know not to order dog
I put my height in my tinder bio and 6 men unmatched with me…..i’m gonna break into y’alls houses and put all the remotes on top of the fridge
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I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism
A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay.
The vast majority of spider couples met on the web.
-Applies sunscreen to wall.
-Rubs back on wall.
*my cat meowing at my bedroom door for me to open it*
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
ME: *opens door*
You wanna come in?
CAT: lol, no
*watching any crime show*
He didn’t do it. There’s too much time left.
WHY *smack* DON’T *smack* YOU *smack* JUST *smack* USE *smack* THE *smack* RETWEET *smack* BUTTON?
HER: I have something I want to tell u
ME: me too
HER: *smiles coyly* same time?
HER: 1,2,3 I LOVE YO-
ME: ONE TIME I ATE DOG FOOD
I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I’m just waiting for him to realize what that means