@Tmoney68: I ran without my headphones today & was reminded that I feel better about my fitness when my soundtrack isn't my panicked gasping breathing.
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@elle91: Got fired from the duty free store for never showing up which is very misleading and also bullshit.
@_steamy_mac: I’m gonna live tweet my Game of Thrones experience tonight, you guys ready? Here we go: I can’t afford HBO.
@AmishPornStar1: Life Tip: If you're ever attacked by a shark, compliment his smile. Sharks are very vain and susceptible to flattery.