@jpbrammer: I respect kiwis because they looked around, saw there weren't any mice on their island, and said "fine I'll do it"
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@AdamOfEarth: Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101. Today's class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you're here now, you failed.
@ColoradoUgly: If someone gives you a gift and you didn't get them one, hand it back to them politely and say, "I don't want this shit.".
@DilemmaEmmaEmma: Once when I had a broken toe, my mom told me to walk it off. When Princess Di died, she sobbed for a day.