@canadian_jane: I respect strippers because its really hard to dance by yourself and not look stupid.
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@MrSpoonicorn: *i got to get into bed but theres a walrus in there* *i ask him politely to move* *he wont move* *i have to sleep on the floor & im annoyed*
@ryan_rachryan80: I use so many age defying crinkle creams that I don't have finger prints anymore.
@TheMichaelRock: Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker.
@roxxyrolla1: When will this end?? This had been so much harder than I thought. It’s all such a mess. I can’t do this anymore!!! - me, 3 hours into eating a pomegranate.