what if u had to have sex every day during pregnancy to keep building the baby
I RT you, you ignore me
I fav you, you ignore me
I ignore you, you ignore me
This seems to be working out well for us
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? she’s just a small time girl
workin at Jurassic Woooorld
opened a raptor cage
now they’re everywhere ?
Me: please, I’ve tried everything
Dry cleaner: we don’t do Tupperware
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Cat Nurse: Let’s get you prepped for surgery. *licks patient all over*
It’s impossible to say “mesh” without sounding like Sean Connery…
Also you just tried it.
Wives everywhere: Good news! You have time to do all those projects you promised
Husbands: We have a cure