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@andylassner: I said "no" to a lot of things this year without giving them a chance.
In 2016 I plan on saying "maybe" more and then changing it to "no".

I said “no” to a lot of things this year without giving them a chance. In 2016 I plan on saying “maybe” more and then changing it to “no”.
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