@TYLER_CMC: I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces down by the pond today
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@daemonic3: BOSS: You all get 1 floating holiday COWORKER: I'm taking Earth Day off ME: [knowing a day on Venus is 243 Earth days] I'll take Venus Day
@ChrisThayerSays: I'll bet my mom's up in heaven right now, smiling, thinking, "Wow, it was really nice of them to let me out of hell for the day."
@Just_Oh_Susanna: I just want to look as good as Madonna does now when I've also been dead for 27yrs.