@SortaBad: I saw this late last night before bed and it literally haunted my dreams
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@alli_win: I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
@ilovepie84: I play Nickelback real loud all day so crickets can listen to something annoying when they try to sleep
@Ristolable: [At supermarket] "Excuse me do you work here?" WHAT? ME? Work HERE? Hell no. I went to college. I don't have a job