@SortaBad: I saw this late last night before bed and it literally haunted my dreams
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@huntigula: "I'd have to say my two favorite things are sex, and not having my head bitten off." -soon to be disappointed praying mantis
@Betfairpoker: I had a fight once. "You should see the other guy!" I said. My wife agreed. She's been seeing him for years now, they're a lovely couple.
@FlyJ_: My neighbor is a real douche & always cheating on his wife, so I changed my wifi to KARL IS CHEATING ON YOU AMY for when she needs my wifi.
@HousewifeOfHell: An enterprising neighborhood kid started a business to fill in all those grownup coloring books for us. I feel more relaxed already.