Me: I’ll have a grande vanilla latte.
Barista: Soy milk?
Me: Hola Milk. Una gran latte de vainilla por favor.
I scream “You haven’t seen the last of me!” & follow with maniacal laughter before slowly backing away.
The pharmacist smiles kindly.
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HI MOM. YOU’RE GONNA BE SO PROUD. I JUST WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET. Sorry caps lock was still on from the argument. But I won.
Him: Will you marry me?
Me: *sprays him in the face with silly string*
*Giant boulder slowly crushes several hundred cats*
Guy who’s about to invent the bagpipes: Hey, this gives me an idea!
There’s no gangsta way to get out of a hammock.
*Britney Spears releases a new fragrance*
*the other dinner guests look embarrassed and pretend not to notice.*
My note that my mom found…
She hung it on the fridge for at least six months after I wrote it at 8-9yrs old.
I like Triscuits because sometimes you just want to eat a wicker basket.
Sorry I hit you with my car over and over… but you kept getting up.