@xLiserx: I sexually identify as Nickelback because people are ashamed of how much they secretly enjoy me.
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@MrsGoose69: Before a long trip I drink allot of alcohol the night before. Dehydration will work for me for once.
@animaldrumss: moron: "duhh, i hate taco bell, every time i go there i get diarrhea" me: try getting tacos instead, genius
@justokpanda: [screaming and mass hysteria] Party host: WHYYYYYYYYYYY?! Me: I thought you said BYO bees Guy holding a jar of pee: I also misheard