@karencreets: I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Social media is great. Before Facebook I'd never know what the girl who wrote "dirty Jew" on my 8th grade locker was thankful for this year.
@ArfMeasures: Her: You wanna Netflix and chill? Me: I don't have Netflix Her: It means sex Me: Oh right no I don't have that either