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@Pulse_NYC: "I smell carrots. Do you smell carrots? 'cause I smell carrots..."
@mikefossey: police also found a small bag of weed weighing 95 lbs. Some would call it a large bag but to me, the coolest reporter alive, its no big deal
@freefanaddict: Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.
@JediGigi: [points at crying baby]
I used to be just like you, and no, it doesn't get better.
@illuminatedwndr: I think global warming is real because you hardly see The Penguin on episodes of Batman anymore
@thedailymarker: When you open your heart to someone, there is blood. Lots and lots of blood. And then you die. So don't open your heart.