@ShittyComedian: I snorted enough cocaine last night to kill a horse, but in my defense that horse came out of nowhere.
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@mcclure111: America: School 6-18 should be free. More than free! MANDATORY "Hey can you cover school 19-22 also?" No that's socialism "19-20?" SOCIALISM
@robfromonline: me: aren't you going to ask if i'm sexually active doctor: i don't really need to me: wait why doctor: me: doctor: look i heard you say 'okie dokie' to the receptionist i already know you aren't
@Juicedballs: I'm the guy that lures fragile old ladies into my windowless van at night with Werthers Originals.Then safley escort them to the bingo hall.