@juliothesquare: I sprained my wrist again furiously writing a check, tearing it from the checkbook and going "I trust this will suffice."
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@KenJennings: I bet a lot of people have tried that "See you next year!" joke at the end of December but got proven wrong by dying in a DUI.
@TheBoydP: "If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun" ~My son apparently
@mattZillaaaa: Only take relationship advice from people who have really healthy relationships. So, no one