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@bornmiserable
[me, watching Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds] oh, there they are
@AimeeHelene1
*hangs out at graveyard*
I like older men.
@ChicksRule
Bee: *vomits* oh man, I don’t feel so good *vomits again*
Beekeeper: *reaches into beehive* sweet
Bee: oh hey Jerry, bad time I don’t feel gre- OH GOOD LORD WTF ARE YOU DOING?
@KendellMadden
“I know, right?!!” Is the WRONG thing to say when my neighbor tells me that his wife is wild in bed.
Lesson learned.
@samalmightysam
-Honey, what made you fall in love with me?
-Your mother.
-But my mother lives 5000 miles away.
-That’s why…
@JessObsess
Well well well…if it isn’t the clothes I left in dryer last Sunday.
@aguywithnolife
#I #love #how #you #hashtag #a #million #words #on #all #your #instagram #pics. #i #hope #you #get #your #period #in #a #sharktank.
@Reverend_Scott
The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. “Looks like they worshiped apples.” said one archeologist.