@TweetPotato314: i still can’t believe that my senior class voted me “least likely to let things go”
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@AimeeHelene1: At 36, I still have no idea what to do with my hands when I'm in front of a group of people. *hands on hips* *hands in air* *does macarena*
@stevevsninjas: Shout out to countless marine organisms who died, accreted on the seafloor, and compacted for eons so I could drive my Escalade to Kmart.
@rcromwell4: My cable froze and Ray Liotta was staring at me for like 30 minutes. It changed me, man.
@Sickayduh: [England 1320] "Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows." *waits 6 months* "K"