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@realHamOnWry: I still remember when airlines gave you two choices; smoking, and chain smoking.
@omgthatspunny: If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing?
@Carbosly: I lost my voice.
If whoever finds it could resume screaming at my ex-husband, that would be much appreciated.
@mbnels: Tech guy says: "When in doubt reboot. " Okay, I've rebooted but i still don't see how my boots have ANYTHING to do with a computer.
@b4sage: Please don't feed the Kardashians.
@2tickytacky: When someone yells "Fire!" at my house, I'll be the first to leap from the toilet and fall flat on my face because my legs fell asleep