@ohheyohhihello: I stole a friend's phone today and set it so it will autocorrect "I've" to "me've" and me'm really excited about it.
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@Ameiam: They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone.
@skittle624: I eat too much candy. I know this because my dentist plans his annual trip to Hawaii after my appointments.
@KKAlThani: Don't judge if you don't know me. Unless you're making my pizza & you say "This guy looks like he wants extra cheese" then please do.