@JohnLyonTweets: I studied karate, so now if I’m ever attacked I know multiple ways to warn my attackers that I studied karate.
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@WheelTod: The wife & I fought last night. Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear.
@iRowlf: I like to think that when Homer Simpson suffers from erectile dysfunction, he chokes his wiener and yells "Why you little!!!!!"