@LuvPug: I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'
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@sad_tree: "Dad what IS the moon?" It is cheese. Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon.
@ashmensch: Good neighbors never bother you. Great neighbors don't call the cops when you pass out naked on their lawn.
@AndyAsAdjective: ME: and what are we going to do next time? 7YR OLD: you’re going to let me know in advance before you shave your beard M: and for you? 7: I’m not going to scream “STRANGER! DANGER!” or call 911
@Pork_Chop_Hair: I am not above nurturing our friendship for years just to get that secret family recipe.