@CaucasianJames: i think it’s time i give cats another chance. if any cats are reading this i just wanna say sorry for wanting to send u all to the military (even tho i still think it’s a good idea since u all have 9 lives) and i’m willing to start over if u are
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@KeetPotato: [tied up by the mafia] any last requests? "yes, let me go" [still gets killed despite finding a loophole cuz the mafia arent very nice]
@captainkalvis: friend: so, things are going well? Girlfriend: he’s so sweet [she looks out the window to see me reaching down to pluck a flower] Girlfriend: but sometimes I just- [she looks back to see me, eating the flower I just pulled and inspecting another]
@roxiqt: The most annoying part of making spaghetti is when the noodles are done, so you pour them into the strainer but the holes are too big so you end up with spaghetti all over the inside of your car.