I think the Ice Bucket Challenge is a giant waste of water *falls asleep in the shower for 2 hours*

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the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials


Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren’t supposed to make you dumber.


Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families.


“lassie i don’t see anyone at the bottom of this well. are you sure-” timmy felt the paws on his back. his eyes widened as he understood…


Fear of hospitals isn’t irrational, I went to 1 once for a stomach-thing & I’ve had a kid following me around calling me “mom” ever since.


Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It’s a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I’d be pissed


Tilda Swinton is the last person on Earth, having solely survived the apocalypse. A tumbleweed rolls by. She picks it up and eats it. ‘Delicious,’ she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into the night.


Out of curiosity I decided to look at Pinterest, and I’ve decided it’s basically cyber-hoarding…


Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers’ carryon bags, but they went over their heads