@JamieGreenlees: I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying
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@TheBoydP: If you make a simple mistake but fix it right away, what year will your spouse finally let it go?
@ThatDamnFireman: My current body type is you can sorta tell I work out, but you can also tell that I don't turn down cake.
@stevevsninjas: The big phone companies don't want you to know that you can get a free call whenever you want by punching a cop.