@Donna_McCoy: I thought the brakes on my car were squealing but it was just a Mariah Carey song on the radio.
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@thesulk: I think Sandra Bullock chooses movies based solely on the number of times she can say "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"
@Schmoodles: I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. - White. - Good condition. - Reliable. - Cheap. - Some evidence of rear end damage.
@DadandBuried: Netflix and chil...dren. Because letting them watch TV in the morning is the only way I can get a little extra sleep.
@LoveNLunchmeat: You think they keep the lights low for ambiance, but really it's cuz that restaurant hasn't dusted since 1986.